The Ballad of the Aluminum Pop Can

Gaseosa, how I long for you, gaseosa.
Gaseosa in the air
Gaseosa everywhere.
Que te quiero gaseosa!

The ballad of la lata de gaseosa.
The wondrous lata's story
Starts en la fabrica.

En la fabrica the can es crear.
La lata es crear
By an assembly-line worker
Who has not had a pausa
En doce horas.
El trabajador molds you, lata, and shapes you
Until you are acceptable to society.
When he is done with you,
You go to another assembly line.
This line es muy importante,
Porque this is the time
When you meet your betrothed.
Gaseosa, do you take this lata
To be your lawfully-wedded wife?
Lata, do you take this gaseosa
To be your lawfully-wedded husband?
We do.

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